I saw pirates and lived to tell about it

So I bumped into Captain Jax Sparrow and his brother Smee The Ninja-Pirate the other day. You know, while I was out roaming the high seas.

Captain Jax can strike a downright menacing and possibly frightening pose, and Smee has the ability to prop himself up with one finger. “Absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable”, I know, but here’s proof…

They had just finished pillaging a small island village and were in high spirits, so they allowed me to snap a few pictures before making me walk the plank. Thankfully, I’m a great swimmer (although I certainly had me some shivering timbers because hello it’s only April and that water was cold!!), hence the reason I am alive and writing this post.

Argh, Mateys! It’s a good thing you’re so cute, because if you weren’t I’d make you both swab the deck and then walk the plank!
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